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to all drivers … Sunday, 29 January 2006

Posted by cerebralgraffitti in fun, rants.
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. . . who insist on driving their vehicles everywhere, despite the fact they have no driving skills whatsoever . . .

here are a few things u should know:

1. at an intersection, the stopping point is not only before the intersection, but also BEFORE the pedestrian crosswalk, not in the middle of or after the crosswalk – us pedestrians r not 2 keen on walking behind your car and sucking in all those nice exhaust fumes!!!

2. vehicles are equipped with signal lights because we are ALL supposed to be using them to signal lane changes and turns – ALL the time, not just when the fancy strikes us!!

3. the passing lane is just that, a lane for passing . . . it is not a lane u plant yourself in if you are driving all the way to timbucktou – for heavens sake, keep your sorry piece of motorized metal to the right, so others can pass if they want 2!!

4. if u can’t follow these guidelines, then for heaven’s sake take the bus or support your local cabbie . . .STAY OFF THE ROAD!!!

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1. bluebolt78 - Monday, 30 January 2006

I hear ya!!

2. Deepblue - Monday, 30 January 2006

OMG don’t drive in Detroit hahaha ;)

3. Deepblue - Monday, 30 January 2006

(Turn signals are for the weak you know!! ;) )

4. cerebralgraffitti - Monday, 30 January 2006

it seems to be a midwest thing … :lol: here signals are treated as if optional!! grrrrrr

5. Dewayne Mikkelson - Tuesday, 31 January 2006

YES!!! I agree with every statement 1 Billion percent. Here in the SouthEast are the WORST drivers I have ever seen. If it is not perfectly sunny here the drivers have no idea how to drive and the accidents go up astonomically! If it snows prepare to meet your DOOM!

6. Spring - Tuesday, 31 January 2006

I gotcha all beat. I drive in NY. There is no such thing as a passing lane here, it’s used to drive in. And to block other drivers from passing. And signals? What the hell’s a signal anyway???

7. cerebralgraffitti - Tuesday, 31 January 2006

NY … yikes!

i think … i like taking public transit ;-)